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Chat Jargon

 

 

If you can’t keep up with all the chat jargon and short hand take a look at the following.  It use to be that you had to have a degree in communication just to figure this stuff out.  Now with the ever increasing use of smartphones and text messaging, more and more people are using shorthand to carry out conversations.  Remember Simple Message Service (SMS) or text message is short and usually restricted to 160 characters. 

 

Short Hand

Meaning

^

Thumbs up

^5

High five

2

To

20

Location

25

Call

4

For

404

I haven't a clue

A3

Anyplace, anywhere, anytime

ADN

Any day now

AFAIK

As far as I know

AFK

Away from keyboard

AOTA

All of the above

ARE

Acronym-rich environment

ASAP

As soon as possible

A/S/L?  Or ASL

Age/sex/location?

B4N

Bye for now

BAK

Back at the keyboard

BAS

Big ass smile

BBIAB

Be back in a bit

BBL

Be back later

BBN

Bye bye now

BBS

Be back soon

BCNU

Be seeing you

BEG

Big evil grin

BF or B/F

Boy friend

BFD

Big fucking deal

BFN

Bye for now

BG

Big grin

BIBO

Beer in, beer out

BIOYIOP

Blow it out your I/O port

BL

Belly laughing

BMGWL

Busting my gut with laughter

BOTEC

Back-of-the-envelope calculation

BR

Best regards

BRB

Be right back

BTA

But then again...

BTDT

Been there, done that

BTW

By the way

BWL

Bursting with laughter

BWTHDIK

But what the heck do I know...?

CD9

"Code 9" used by children to warn of prying eyes (i.e Parents are around)

CICO

Coffee in, coffee out

C&G

Chuckle and grin

CNP

Continued in next post

CRB

Come right back

CRBT

Crying real big tears

CU

See you

CUL

See you later

CUL8ER

See you later

CUOL

See you online later

CYA

See ya

CYA

Cover your ass

CYO

See you online

DBA

Doing business as

DFLA

Disenhanced four-letter acronym (that is, a TLA)

DL

Dead link

DLTBBB

Don't let the bed bugs bite

DIKU

Do I know you?

DITYID

Did I tell you I'm distressed?

DOM

Dirty old man

DOS

Dozing off soon

DQMOT

Don't quote me on this

DTRT

Do the right thing

DWB

Don't write back

E2E

exchange to exchange

E2E

e-business to e-business

E2E

employee to employee

E2E

end to end

EG

Evil grin

EMA

Email Address

EMFBI

Excuse me for butting in

EMSG

E-mail message

EOM

End of message

EOT

End of thread (meaning: end of discussion)

ESAD

Eat shit and die

ETLA

Extended three-letter acronym (that is, an FLA)

EWG

evil wicked grin

F2F

Face to face

FAQ

Frequently-ask question(s)

FC

Fingers crossed

FISH

First in, still here

FITB

Fill in the blank

FLA

Four-letter acronym

FMTYEWTK

Far more than you ever wanted to know

FOMCL

Falling off my chair laughing

FTBOMH

From the bottom of my heart

FUBAR

Fucked up beyond all repair or recognition

FUD

Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt

FWIW

For what it's worth

FYI

For your information

G

Grin

GA

Go ahead

GAL

Get a life

GIGO

Garbage in, garbage out

GD&R

Grinning, ducking, and running

GF or G/F

Girlfriend

GFN

Gone for now

GGP

Gotta go pee

GIWIST

Gee, I wish I'd said that

GL

Good luck

GMAB

Give me a break

GMTA

Great minds think alike

GOL

Giggling out loud

GTRM

Going to read mail

GTSY

Glad to see you

H&K

Hug and kiss

HAGN

Have a good night

HAND

Have a nice day

HHIS

Hanging head in shame

HIG

How's it going

HT

Hi there

HTH

Hope this helps

HUB

Head up butt

IAC

In any case

IAE

In any event

IANAL

I am not a lawyer (but)

IAW

I agree with or In accordance with

IB

I'm back

IC

I see

ICQ

Stands for "I Seek You" which is an Instant Messening program

IDN

I don't know

IDTS

I don't think so

IGP

I gotta pee

IHA

I hate acronyms

IHU

I hear you

IIRC

If I recall/remember/recollect correctly

ILU or ILY

I love you

IM

Immediate message or instant message

IMCO

In my considered opinion

IMHO

In my humble opinion

IMNSHO

In my not so humble opinion

IMO

In my opinion

IMS

I am sorry

IOH

I'm out of here

IOW

In other words

IPN

I'm posting naked

IRL

In real life (that is, when not chatting)

ITA

I totally agree

ITIGBS

I think I'm going to be sick

IWALU

I will always love you

IYSWIM

If you see what I mean

J4G

Just for grins

JBOD

Just a bunch of disks (like redundant array of independent disks, etc.)

JIC

Just in case

JK or j/k

Just kidding

JMO

Just my opinion

JTLYK

Just to let you know

k

ok

KISS

Keep it simple stupid

KIT

Keep in touch

KOTC

Kiss on the cheek

KOTL

Kiss on the lips

KWIM?

Know what I mean?

L8R

Later

L8R G8R

Later gator

LD

Later, dude

LDR

Long-distance relationship

LHO

Laughing head off

LLTA

Lots and lots of thunderous applause

LMAFO

Laughing my fucking ass off

LMAO

Laughing my ass off

LMIRL

Lets meet in real life

LMSO

Laughing my socks off

LOL

Laughing out loud

LRF

Little Rubber Feet (the little pads on the bottom of displays and other equipment)

LSHMBH

Laughing so hard my belly hurts

LTM

Laugh to myself

LTNS

Long time no see

LTR

Long-term relationship

LULAB

Love you like a brother

LULAS

Love you like a sister

LUWAMH

Love you with all my heart

LY

Love ya

LY4E

Love ya forever

MorF

Male or female

MOSS

Member of the same sex

MOTOS

Member of the opposite sex

MTF

More to follow

MUSM

Miss you so much

NADT

Not a darn thing

NE1

Anyone

NFG

No fucking good

NFW

No feasible way or no fucking way

NIFOC

Naked in front of computer

NP or N/P

No problem

NRN

No response necessary

OIC

Oh, I see

OLL

Online love

OMG

Oh my God

OTF

Off the floor

OTOH

On the other hand

OTTOMH

Off the top of my head

P911

Parents are in the room

PANS

Pretty awesome new stuff (as opposed to "POTS")

PAW

Parents are watching

PCMCIA

People can't master computer industry acronyms

PDA

Public display of affection

PEBCAK

Problem exists between chair and keyboard

Peeps

People 

PIBKAC

Problem is between keyboard and chair

PITA

Pain in the ass

PLOX

Please

PM

Private message

PMFJIB

Pardon me for jumping in but...

POAHF

Put on a happy face

::POOF:: or poof

Goodbye (leaving the room)

POTS

Plain old telephone service

POS

Parent(s) over my shoulder

PU

That stinks!

QT

Cutie

R

Are

RL

Real life (that is, when not chatting)

ROR

Raffing out roud (Engrish for "laughing out loud")

ROTFL

Rolling on the floor laughing

ROTFLMAO

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

ROTFLMAOWPIMP

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while peeing in my pants

ROTFLMBO

Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off

RPG

Role-playing games

RSN

Real soon now

RT

Real time

RTFM

Read the fucking manual

RYO

Roll your own (write your own program; derived from cigarettes rolled yourself with tobacco and paper)

S^

S'up - what's up

S4L

Spam for life (what you may get when you become someone's customer or client)

SHCOON

Shoot hot coffee out of nose

SEG

Shit-eating grin

SETE

Smiling ear to ear

SF

Surfer-friendly (low-graphics Web site)

SHID

Slaps head in disgust

SNAFU

Situation normal, all fucked up

SO

Significant other

SOL

Smilling out loud or sh*t out of luck

SOMY

Sick of me yet?

SOT

Short on time

SOTMG

Short on time must go

STFU

Shut the fuck up

STFW

Search the fucking Web

STW

Search the Web

SU

Shut up

SUAKM

Shut up and kiss me

SUP

What's up

SWAG

Stupid wild-ass guess

SWAK

Sealed with a kiss

SWL

Screaming with laughter

SYS

See you soon

SYT

Sweet Young Thing

TA

Thanks again

TAFN

That's all for now

TANSTAAFL

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch

TC

Take care 

TCOY

Take care of yourself

TDTM

Talk dirty to me

TFH

Thread from hell

TGIF

Thank God it's Friday

THX

Thanks

TIA

Thanks in advance

TILII

Tell it like it is

TLA

Three-letter acronym

TLK2UL8R

Talk to you later

TB4U

Too bad for you

TMI

Too much information

TNT

Till next time

TOPCA

Til our paths cross again (early Celtic chat term)

TOY

Thinking of you

TPTB

The powers that be

TTFN

Ta-Ta for now

TTT

Thought that, too (when someone types in what you were about to type)

TTYL

Talk to you later

TU

Thank you

TY

Thank you

TYVM

Thank you very much

UAPITA

You're a pain in the ass

UAF

Until further notice

UV

Unpleasent visual

UW

You're welcome

UY

Up yours

VBG

Very big grin

VBSEG

Very big shit-eating grin

WAG

Wild ass guess

WAYD

What are you doing

WB

Welcome back

WBS

Write back soon

WDALYIC

Who died and left you in charge?

WEG

Wicked evil grin

WFM

Works for me

WIBNI

Wouldn't it be nice if

WT?

What/who the ?

WTF

What the Fuck!

WTFO

What the Fuck! Over!

WTG

Way to go!

WTGP?

Want to go private?

WU?

What's up?

WYSITWIRL

What you see is TOTALLY WORTHLESS IN REAL LIFE!

WUF?

Where are you from?

WYSIWYG

What you see is what you get

YBS

You'll be sorry

YGBSM

You gotta be shitting me!

YGTBSM

You got to be shitting me!

YL

Young lady

YM

Young man

YMMV

Your mileage may vary.

YR

Yeah right

YW

You're welcome

 

Other Chat Symbols

:-)

Smiling

:-)))))))

Lots of smiles

:-)~

Ecstatic

:-D

Big grin or laugh

¦¬þ

Laughing to death

:->

Grin, mischievous, devilish

;->

Devilish wink

;-)

Winking

<:-|

Curious

:~)

Cute

;~)

Being cute

0:-)

Angelic

:-6

Exhausted, wiped out

:-}

Embarrassed

:-(

Sad

:-<

Pouting

:,-(

Crying

;`-(

Crying

&-(

Crying

:'-)

Crying tears of joy

>:-||

Mad, angry

>:-(

Angry

:-@

Screaming

=:-O

Scared

:-

Not happy

°oO

Thinking

C:-)

Having a big IQ

!:-)

Having an idea

:-/

Perplexed, or skeptical

:-|

Bored, or no opinion, or ambivalent/indifferent

:-\

Did not appreciate at all

| -)

Dreaming, or sleepy

|-o

Yawning, snoring

|-|

Sound asleep

-6%

Be unconscious, going crazy

x-(

Dying right now

:-o

Talking, or surprised

:-O

Shouting, or shocked

:( )

Can't stop talking

:-x

Keeping mouth shut, or can’t say a word

:-#

Not wanting to talk

:-s

Done or said something wrong

:-&

Tongue tied, or is sick

:P

Sticking tongue out

;-P

Sticking tongue out

;-)~

Sexy tongue, or drunk

:*)

Being drunk

;-)~~~~~~~~

Giving someone the raspberries

:-9

Licking the lips

:-"

Whistling

:-P

Grimace

.-)

To have an eye on...

,-)

Having only one eye and winking

:-~

To be cold

?^

What's up?

%-)

Staying too long in front of pc

(( )):**

Hugs and kisses

:-)*(-:

Kiss

:-)*

Kiss

:-)x

Kiss

:-*

Sending a kiss

:-{ }

Blowing a kiss

:-)~~(-:

Kissing deeply

<>

Make love

<3

Love, heart

:-...

Heart-broken

<3<

Hate

:^)

Having a big nose

(:-)

Bald

&:-)

Curly hair

=:-)

Hair all over

:-{)

Has a mustache

d:-)

Wearing a hat

P-)

Wearing an eye band

8-)

Wears glasses

:-7<>

Smoking the pipe

:-)>/////>

Wearing a tie

[:-)

Listening to a walkman

8:-)

Be a girl

\~/

Glass with a drink (usually alcohol)

@--/--

A rose

@-}---

A flower for you

---<-<--<--@

A flower for you